Life of an Drama Queen

Okay, I am pissed. Today, you will not believe what happened to me! My fiance decided to cut my hair today. Yeah, he completely ruined it! Then, after he cuts my hair, which pissed me off because I am very high maintance, he decides to go to an all-you-can-eat buffet...that we had to WALK to. So, he refuses to let me eat ANYTHING then makes me walk for two hours to get to the damn buffet. And on top of it all, I MIGHT BE PREGNANT.